Sex Spots

The other night, mOnkeybOy, PurpleTurtle (hah! you get this for calling me rugrat :P)and I were chatting on skype when I was sent a picture of the dining table bought. My first reaction upon seeing the table was like it looks sturdy and I went on with the owner your dining table nice lah, strong enough to have sex on it ah?? :P.  

That conversation took its course,but I then started thinking of the most boring places you can have have sex or as some people prefer the term, make love, at home. Here is my list of the most to the least boring place:

1. Bedroom - On the bed? Like seriously, I'd rather be sleeping.
2. Living Room - It's so yesterday. And the couch ain't the most comfortable place. Plus I'm not getting any          bodily fluids that leave a stain on it. I entertain too much at home.
3. Kitchen counter - This is acceptable fun. Imagination has a chance to go wild
4. Dining Table - mONnkeybOy, sex and food does assimilate well :P
5. Bathroom - Just make sure you have enough and proper petroleum based lubricants. Things can go really wild under hot water and a steamy shower room.

It's time for me to make my way to Hard Rock for a couple of drinks with some friends.

And on another note, when were out having dinner last night, there was this family dining on the table opposite. It was so nice to see the parents having dinner together with their son and his partner. But poor boy, he looked stressed trying to impress and not fuck things up in front of his partner's parents. A very nice sight nonetheless. And there was this so ever loud barbaric couple sitting on the next table that was just so loud and totally out of place. Morons!

Restaurants here should really look into NOT allowing certain quarters into their dining area like what MAS did by not allowing, was it kids or babies (?) into their first class cabin - the only good thing the airline has ever done, to ensure the rest of the guests get a decent stress free dinner with proper ambience.