Ph.D's

There was a point of time when everyone was talking about the 5-C's you had to have in life:

• Cash
• Car
• Condominium
• Credit Card
• Career

Later, it evolved to the 5-B's instead which included:

• Bank
• BMW
• Bungalow
• Billionaire
• Boss

This is my list of the 5-Ph.D's instead which seems a lot easier to achieve:

• Permanent Head Damage - certainly en-route towards it
• Pretty Huge Dick - well, I'm Asian: go figure
• Pretty Handsome Dude - I'll take full credit to this, the ego boost is much needed :P
• Pathetically Hopeless Dweeb - A real tough call
• Portable Hard Drive - Need a larger capacity drive, that's for sure

The next time anyone talks to me about the 5-C's or B's, I'm just going to say I've got 4-Ph.D's and counting. How many do you have? That'll shut 'em up for a bit. 

Or, I could just say I've got 5. 

I'll settle in for Pretty Horny Devil. I do have allies with Satan anyways.