Monday 12 December 2011

AV

Exchanging hard disk content is really a norm among my friends and I. We always exchange content whenever we meet up and someone has something new or thinks it's worth to share which is normally a monthly routine. Me being me, I normally end just being the collector or the mediator as I hardly download media files, minus the few rare occasion of streaming movies or series online to watch when I can find the spare time. Most often than not, the movies or series are always caught up while spending a lazy weekend afternoon at a friend's for a get together.

Anyways, one of my friends shared a whole folder of files with me quite recently and since I've been really busy, I did not even take notice of the content of the file. Whenever he asked me if I'd had a look at the content, my answer would be nope, haven't had a chance. This went on for a while and I guess my friend got tired of asking me as well and the matter was left to rest after a while.

Last night, after coming back from dinner, I was messing around with my lappy with it being connected to my LCD as an extended the screen to the full view of anyone present then. When looking around, I found a rather unusual folder on my desktop which I hardly access to and when I got into the folder, there was a long list of media files with rather common titles except for one - AV.

Curious, I clicked into that folder and found myself having a library load of porn. There was at least a hundred different files sitting in that folder which I had no idea off. I had so many times traveled with my lappy passing through customs and what not and thankfully I was never been suspected for anything and my hard disk content being scanned for. Imagine the shit that I would have been subjected to for owning porn in this forsaken country.

Since the discovery happened while my idiotic friend, the mrs, was around, there was another series of drama going on between me and him

pervert!
what the fuck?!
you've got porn on your hard drive
so? besides i never knew...
that's gross!
explain..like you never watch.
i don't
liar!
i don't watch porn in front of others
it isn't the point we are talking about now. you called me a perv coz i had files. i am not watching them right now.
still it's gross and sick
fuck off! i knew what you had on your lappy right through uni and, remember the projectile lessons and the stains on the wall?? ..we knew what was going on in the room dude! hahahaha...anyways, if u want them, pass me your hard disk, i'll transfer.
don't have it with me now...
looks who's the perv now - perv!

So, there we go, I had a whole stash of porn with me and never knew until last night. Lucky, never got busted before, else it would have been so sickening to deal with the authorities.

And, I always prefer making porn than watching them!



4 comments:

  1. Ooo... you like making them? Let me be the audience then. Muahahaha!!! Or better still, I can be the director on the set. :p

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  2. calvin: hahahaha...we are supposed to collaborate for my drama. one at a time..lolz

    ooi: define hairy :)

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