This is how I got fucked this morning, thank god I did not faint! As I was shaving this morning, I don't know how I applied more than usual pressure and got a razor cut - and fuck, I was bleeding! So many precious drops of my pure untainted blood dripped down. It was a such a crime scene! If only I could sue Gillette like what happened to McDonald's in the US for not stating that the contents of its cup was hot - lolz.
And to make matters worse, I could not even find my after shave nearby or even for the butter scotch razor cut tapes. It was so crappy that I had to wash off the blood, withstand the sting under water and pat dry before reaching out to my moisturizer. Oh boy, what a morning :(
Well, I did not bleed as much compared to this, but I still did bleed...
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